Tag Archives: black-helicopters

A Secret Life & History of K. (updated. now with zombies!)

You all know K.; Everyone knows K.
Deep in the subterranean bowels of downtown Astoria, K has fashioned his own hidden kingdom, his fortress of Dude-itude, the largest Man-Cave I have every seen and quite possibly the largest in the written annals of known History.
Slightly left of center in this huge concrete and electric lighted dwelling, [...]

The application of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to Astoria

FEB 21, 2008 5:43PM
In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is the statement that locating a particle in a small region of space makes the momentum of the particle uncertain; and conversely, that measuring the momentum of a particle precisely makes the position uncertain.
I’m standing on the corner of 16th and Exchange, the very [...]

Astoria Bomb Scare notes

Sometime before the Regatta Grand Land Parade,
We know that the words “Weiß Rose” were written
on a package with ominous wires and black tape.
We know that little kids and adults would be driving by,
bunching up at the corner of 8th and Commercial,
slowing down as they passed the recruitment office.
I know I heard:
“Cancel everything and head to [...]

3:20 am: Astoria, Oregon?

What the heck happened at 3:20am this morning?
All I heard was a loud noise and hearing a helicopter?
The noise sounded like thunder or severe hail, but no sign of it immediate thereafter. Outside I noticed a few neighbors’ lights on, which eventually twinked off.
Anyone?